Well, just the very next day a post appeared on Facebook - It read as follows:-
Announcing Kilter’s Brewery Location in Winnipeg
We finally have big news to share with you today. We are so excited to announce that we have found our home in the West Broadway / Wolseley neighbourhood of Winnipeg.
80 SHERBROOK STREET
Now I know that most of you dont have a clue where that is in relation to our hovel, but I will enlighten you with a map..
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Its not too far... |
Heres a different map - I like maps...
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Only 350 metres..... yeeees!! |
So you can see its pretty close to where we are.
A new pub (Or Brewery with taproom to be exact) That means I will get plenty of practice in trying to get my body back to the wonderful days of my youth and also be able to teach our multiple future children to drink responsibly whilst doing it in a local and 'green' way. (I wont have to get a taxi home)
We already have a few drinking establishments around our local area, and it has been described as the most up and coming area of the city of Winnipeg - But this will be the first time in a couple of years that something so new has opened so close. So Joel, Adam, Alena, Will, Garrett, Blair.. - oh to hell with it - everyone in Winnipeg - its a new pub to crawl to....
We cant wait and judging by the reception this has had from the local Facebook group - neither can the locals!!
BABY ALERT - BABY ALERT - BABY ALERT - BABY ALERT -BABY ALERT
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Apparently the little bundle of joy growing inside the ever increasingly round belly of my life partner, Ms Buffy Davey (Nee Cowtan) is now at the stage where he/she/they have real working ears and even with the liquid goop surrrounding it in its little Buffy made sack of jelly, it is able to use these ears to hear stuff.
So that means a number of things -
1. Buffy should play guitar more - It seems to like it (or hate it, I suppose) as whenever Buffy does play her guitar, the little bugar moves around like Mick Jagger in the old days!
2. I need to stop swearing so much - I have a foul mouth and should wash it out daily with soap and water. But much like smoking, drinking and other habits ending with the letters - k-i-n-g..... it is a hard one to stop. I am beginning by reminding myself to swap out the swear word after saying it out loud and apologising to Jemima Diana Roger Phyllis (Like the name!?) Hopefully after a short while I will be able to replace the naughty word before actually speaking it - Isnt the mind wonderful!
3. Apparently one great way for the dad to bond with the baby (after all it aint in my belly and if it was it would probably smell quite bad, like most things that come out of there) as I was saying, a way to bond with the baby is to sing to it.......... Through the belly........... So Buffy also has to make do with my out of tune warblings, which makes me smile a little and even more fun! To that end I have been thinking about what songs I know or could learn in order to make the thing like me a little bit at least until it turns into a teenage monster.....
So here are a few ideas of songs I could sing with some of the lyrics I like in particular...Let me know what you think...
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody.
I like this because it gives the baby the correct assumption that I am a but weird, it is easy to sing badly and fun for all!
I would love to see the face of the baby as it listens to me ruining this....
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go will you let me go
Bismillah! No we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go let me go (never)
Never let you go let me go
Never let me go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me
another good choice would be...
TAKE THAT - SHINE
But you're stuck in a hole and I want you to get out
I don't know what there is to see
But I know it's time for you to leave
We're all just pushing along
Trying to figure it out, out, out.
So, come on, oh, come on, get it on
Don't know what you're waiting for
Your time is coming don't be late, hey hey
So come on
See the light on your face
Let it shine
Just let it shine
Let it shine.
,
Apparently the little bundle of joy growing inside the ever increasingly round belly of my life partner, Ms Buffy Davey (Nee Cowtan) is now at the stage where he/she/they have real working ears and even with the liquid goop surrrounding it in its little Buffy made sack of jelly, it is able to use these ears to hear stuff.
So that means a number of things -
1. Buffy should play guitar more - It seems to like it (or hate it, I suppose) as whenever Buffy does play her guitar, the little bugar moves around like Mick Jagger in the old days!
2. I need to stop swearing so much - I have a foul mouth and should wash it out daily with soap and water. But much like smoking, drinking and other habits ending with the letters - k-i-n-g..... it is a hard one to stop. I am beginning by reminding myself to swap out the swear word after saying it out loud and apologising to Jemima Diana Roger Phyllis (Like the name!?) Hopefully after a short while I will be able to replace the naughty word before actually speaking it - Isnt the mind wonderful!
3. Apparently one great way for the dad to bond with the baby (after all it aint in my belly and if it was it would probably smell quite bad, like most things that come out of there) as I was saying, a way to bond with the baby is to sing to it.......... Through the belly........... So Buffy also has to make do with my out of tune warblings, which makes me smile a little and even more fun! To that end I have been thinking about what songs I know or could learn in order to make the thing like me a little bit at least until it turns into a teenage monster.....
So here are a few ideas of songs I could sing with some of the lyrics I like in particular...Let me know what you think...
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody.
I like this because it gives the baby the correct assumption that I am a but weird, it is easy to sing badly and fun for all!
I would love to see the face of the baby as it listens to me ruining this....
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go will you let me go
Bismillah! No we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go let me go (never)
Never let you go let me go
Never let me go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me
another good choice would be...
TAKE THAT - SHINE
But you're stuck in a hole and I want you to get out
I don't know what there is to see
But I know it's time for you to leave
We're all just pushing along
Trying to figure it out, out, out.
So, come on, oh, come on, get it on
Don't know what you're waiting for
Your time is coming don't be late, hey hey
So come on
See the light on your face
Let it shine
Just let it shine
Let it shine.
My personal favourite at the moment though is...
OASIS - WONDERWALL
Today was gonna be the day
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about you now
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about you now
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