Something different

It takes so long sometimes to write this garbage, that I thought I would try a different method for a change. So instead of reading about what's going on, scroll down and see a video of me with my face and my head and everything telling you about all that stuff instead. It also means you get to see and hear ME - which is a right fucking bonus aint it!

I know sometimes you can't listen to something cos of where you are, so if you are on the bog, or on a bus, or on the bog on a bus, and don't want to hear my dulcet tones then I have a transcription underneath the video which will probably make no sense. Read that and then finish yer big poo or your bus journey in peace!

There's also a few pics and videos of stuff later. 

Let me know what you think and if I should do this again next time or spend 3 hours typing nonsense instead.

Merry Crimbo everyone!

Here's some pics and other vids.... Some Christmas tree stuff, some snowmen (one with a big stick penis) Hannah skating on a friend's back door rink and Hannah minus her two front teeth, which fell out! Oh yeah and the usual photos of me on a winter run - enjoy.

Here's the transcript. I couldn't be arsed checking out for mistakes, so enjoy the chaos... 

TRANSCRIPT

well hello there I thought I'd try something different this month so instead of writing all this down I'm going to like do it to camera and then yeah anyway I explained all that anyway if you read to start the Blog um I'm just looking through what we did in the last few weeks um got Christmas tree show you that when we go downstairs in a minute lots of snow outside we'll take you outside and look at the snow as well oh what else have we got uh some pictures of the kids I'll post some of them built a snowman we actually built two snowman one of them which had a penis that was pretty fun um and then we had hann's little concert at school as well that was good the other day um it's pretty cold at the moment um the kids are being great we're trying something different with the kids at the moment what we're doing is um basically giving them a little bit more leeway I've found myself shouting at the kids a lot in the last few months and it's starting to to annoy me and that turning into my dad a little bit um you know with his anger issues that he used to have when we were kids but um what I've tried to do is try to keep a bit more mellow now and oh my eyes went funny then oh that's weird trying to keep a bit more mellow yeah and so when the kids say I just one more thing or but I've just got to do this we let them do that one thing um and they going to be happy with that and I haven't really shouted them in like three or four days which is is amazing so um everything seems to be going well with the kids they they're out at the museum at the moment they got a day of school so I'm at work at home this is the office at home they cool United pictures that Bry bought me behind me there we go cool so um I think what I'm going to do I'll show you around the house a little bit tell you a few things about what we're doing um yeah and then I'll post this later and you if you can't if you're on a bus or anything you better read this CU I I do a transcript but um yeah let's have a look around and see what what's going on the outs so like say this is my office oh this in that corner there is where she does all the craft so that's why there's loading boxes and stuff in there um take you in here so this is our bathroom we're getting the bathroom done next month we're going on holiday and when we're away we're getting a plumber in to get the bathroom done so we got all the boxes for the stuff for the bathroom we go to the tippy top this is the big tippy top so you see you got a new sink on the floor this is the new vanity and cupboard for the wall and yeah so that's going going to get done you look outside you can see it's pretty snowy we'll go out there in a minute show you a couple of things it was minus 42 yesterday I went for a run it was nice I post a picture of my uh you probably might have seen it on Facebook but all the eyes are all Frozen and stuff so uh yeah we go down the stairs that's the cool pictures on the wall there's Ollie me honey and buff okay kids have been having a dance party this morning so house is a bit of a mess that's a little trampoline that they've made yeah so uh what else has been happening I'm going to put my hat on cuz it's cold outside so need a hat need the jacket there we go we'll take you out through the garage cuz uh we're getting a new garage door as well supposed to have got a new garage door on Thursday this week but um that was yesterday and I was at work and the garage dog guy rang me and said I'm just putting a boots somebody the garage door guy rang me and said uh is it okay if we don't do it today cuz it's freezing and I said yes yes you don't need to come inside let's go work outside at my house so he's actually going to come on Sunday instead to fix our Gary's door so we' got this big bodge of a strap so basically the Springs broke there's the Springs the old garage door is about 40 years old it's toilet and it's never been very good so um what I have to do now is I pull this I've press the button here to open the door and then I take the weight of the G's door like the spring supposed to like this and basically help it open so that's how we open our guys door at the moment once it's up it's okay and then you do the same when you lower it down you take the weight and yeah so this is outside yeah it's a bit cold aboutus 25 today and it's getting warm at the weekend so at the weekend I'm going to start building this this is going to be another ice tower I didn't do one last year cuz we were moving but uh we're going to do one this year as you can see the path's nice and clean that's because I've got a new toy my new toy is a bit of a mess in the garage because of the garage door being done that's my new toy little snow blower yes I'm not going to get out there's no no snow to blow at the moment but you're going to build all this at the weekend maybe into a big tower and then in the garden out here you're going to uh build a big slide for the kid so they can slide a little bit in the garden the swings covered in snow with trampoline way yeah it's a bit chilly got some decorations on the tree outside and just over there we're going to put a tower over there so I'll send some pictures of that once I do it but it's quite a nice sunny day see the smoke coming out with a chimney over there somewhere there you go that's pretty cool I'm going back to sight cuz my right hand ising freezing had an ice we got some icicles up there that's cool isn't it have to knock them off just up there I'll get them off in a bit I got a big stick that use for getting snow off the roof I can just whack it with those and get the ice pools off but yeah so that's pretty much it oh look at this one this it's frozen so much it's frozen so much it's burst with the B look at that so that's solid solid as a rock yeah so I go through about 10 of those a year oh back into the garage and uh back to work I think probably have to close the G door so let's do this again grab me strap press the button oh there we go just give it a little bit of otherwise it just fall down and probably break then we're there we go that can stay there so that's it bit of a different way to do things hope you enjoyed it and uh I'll post some more photos down here maybe couple of videos out I don't know. Thanks, see you. Bye.